[clivehawkins]

I once had a class of young adults and we got on well and liked to have a laugh together. They were pretty easy going and occasionally some of the 'in' jokes got a little risque.

Then along came the two nuns who joined the group. I kid you not. Both of them called Sister Mary, too. Now, firstly, what the school director was thinking when he decided to put them in this particular group I have no idea. In any case, the others pretty much carried on as normal and I spent many a time trying to suppress a giggle here and there.

The best \ worst was when I pulled out my trusted 'have you ever . .?' worksheet, including such gems as kissed an American \ been drunk \ slept in a park \ stolen anything \ been arrested.

I guess I should have checked it first.

Oh, and by the way, not once did they do their homework - really!