[Eric]

These questions are for the sole purpose of getting to know the members at eslHQ.com. Answers will never be held against you

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?

Have fun!

[Eric]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I would teach rock climbing belay commands in Krabi, Thailand. I feel everyone should have solid, well pronounced commands!

2. What's you favorite drink between classes?
It depends on how many cups of coffee I've had so far. If I am having difficulty holding my books and board markers, I hit the water. Otherwise, brew another pot.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
Once I taught my whole class the incorrect way to spell twentieth, thirtieth, fo... uh-oh, get the dictionary.
It's too embarrassing to tell exactly what I "taught" them.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
Looking at this screen or looking at rock.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
Andre 3000 (though HE might object...)

[little sage]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Finland. I have this idea that it is full of pristine birch forests and cold, dark blue lakes. Probably enough people to warrant an English teacher, right?

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
Chai tea from my new thermos, but I wish I could spike it with Frangelico.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
As I left a low-level class the other day, a small, cute 10 year old boy who usually has difficulty making sentences waved and said in his angelic voice "Bye Teacher, GO TO HELL". Highlight of my day.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
Lazily hopping from one unfinished project to another til I realize night has fallen and I haven't been outside yet.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
Lisa Kudrow? No, probably Dianne Wiest.

[sighisoara]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Prague - beautiful city and I could bum around Europe on the weekends.
2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
Java Chip Frapaccino no whip twice blended - and tons of water before & after
3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
Yesterday my am class had a reading on Buckingam Palace and Queen Elizabeth. In the midst of pre-reading discussion I asked my students where Buckingham Palace was located. One of my brightest students looked at me and with the tone of a teenager expressing how stupid she thought I was for even asking, she replied, "It's in Buckingham, of course."
4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
taking morning walks at the beach, writing, reading & planning future vacations
5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
OMG - I have no idea...but I've got a long list of who could play my love interest...

[chocopie]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Somewhere warm, like Mexico or Spain (This is assuming of course that money were not an issue)

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?

English Breakfast tea, if I'm not too lazy to make it and if one of my esteemed co-workers bought milk

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?

Sooooo many. And yet my mind is blank. Maybe later - hey this subject should probably be a forum topic in itself

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?

Sleep until I wake up. Visit friends, shop, eat, surf internet. Repeat.


5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?

Ummm, Gillian Anderson? I think she's looking for work.

[aztecprincess]

Since this is my second time ever in a forum, you´ll have to bear with me. I just started teaching a couple of months ago, too...

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Perhaps Japan. I love the way they have been able to mix the best of the western world with their ancient culture.

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
It just has to be plain water. If I drink anything else like coffee or say a margarita, I would be either too hyper (and unable to think straight) or "groovy" (unable to walk straight).

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
My funniest yet has to be when I was not exactly teaching, but babysitting some nephews of mine in the US some ten years ago. I am born-and-raised mexican, and everyday after dinner Austin, a pre-schooler and Garret, a kindergartener, and me would talk about their day at school and how things happened in México as opposed to the States. I would always make a comment like "did you know in México we do this and that?" And emphasizing how different things were. One day, Austin told me he had been learning about where various animals came from and I would ask questions to reinforce his knowledge such as where do dinosaurs come from, "an egg" he would answer, where do calves come from, "the cow´s tummy," he´d say. He was a very analytical 5-year-old boy, who took everything so seriously and believed pretty much everything the adults said, contrary to his 4-year-old brother, Garrett. Nevertheless, I proceeded to tell him that if he knew that I had once been an "egg," (referring of course to the moment right before conception). To make a long story short (it was about time!), we went back and forth for a while; him telling me it was not possible, and showing real concern and worry since his learning structure had been questioned for the teacher had taught him that "humans are mammals," and me insisting it was indeed true. All of the sudden Garrett -probably tired of our discussion, and who had been distracted doing something else, just told him reassuringly "Don´t worry Austin, maybe in México it´s different..."
4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
If I am not teaching or translating, I would definitely just be watching lots of TV or DVD movies.
5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
A while ago, people told me I resembled Demi Moore. Who am I to contradict them, hahaha.

[little sage]

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the teacher had taught him that "humans are mammals," ... All of the sudden Garrett ... told him reassuringly "Don´t worry Austin, maybe in México it´s different..." [/i]

Hee!hee!hee! Loved your story!

[Eric]

Very nice, aztecprincess!

[mesmark]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Spain. I went once and absolutely loved it. Like the food. Like the lifestyle. And love a mid afternoon nap

2. What's you favorite drink between classes?
I would go with coffee but I get served a lot of tea. Also, like Eric since I have 4 cups to start my day, my heart can only take so much speeding up. So, generally green tea these days.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
I'm going to have to get back to you on this. Nothing really stands out.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
Tinkering with my computer or going to the park with my kids.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
I would perfer Maveric or Ice Man but it would probably be Goose (or Dr. Mark Green) - Isn't it horrible that I can't remember the real actor's name

[Eric]

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I would perfer Maveric or Ice Man but it would probably be Goose (or Dr. Mark Green) - Isn't it horrible that I can't remember the real actor's name

I don't know any of these people. Are they tv people or movie people or cartoon characters?

[mesmark]

Not a Top Gun fan? or E.R.?

Maveric (Tom Cruise) Ice Man (Val Kilmer) and Goose (?) are all the call signs for the fighter pilots from Top Gun.

Dr. Mark Green (Goose - same actor) is a character from the drama E.R.

[Eric]

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Not a Top Gun fan? or E.R.?

Maveric (Tom Cruise) Ice Man (Val Kilmer) and Goose (?) are all the call signs for the fighter pilots from Top Gun.

Dr. Mark Green (Goose - same actor) is a character from the drama E.R.

i can't even say for sure if i ever watched topgun. i know i've never watched a full episode of ER. we dont have a tv here and i think ER started after i left america...

but i like the pilot theme, very cool!

[terry66]

1) probably teaching in thailand if it wasnt for the $$$ or the maldives!!
2)Coffee and lots of it!!
3) Had a 15 year old korean boy take a swing at me!! and a 15 yr old gal flash me! It was the last time she was in my class!!
4)either checking out the sites around japan or playing on the compt.
5)Probably Jack black!!

[TLR]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be? Somewhere warm, chilled out, full of smart, enthusiastic students and high wages for a 3 day week! But in reality I like teaching in Canada as there is a diverse range of nationalities in ESL classes. At the moment though I have an acute interest in Bhutan - has anyone been?

2. What's your favorite drink between classes? Water.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment? Having to explain to a student who was going to England on holiday that the expression "I fell on my fanny" (which she'd heard in a movie, liked and repeated a lot) would have an entirely different meaning there!! Worst day was the very first, with no previous experience, a large class of complete beginners and no knowledge of the native language.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off? Days off - what's that?? There are never days off when you have a 4 year old!! Any time off work consists of play-dates, crafts, kindergarten phonics, swimming.......... Before maturity (!), in Mexico, it'd be tortas ahogadas, coronas and sleeping.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you? Minnie Driver. Sarcastic and down-to-earth.

[little sage]

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[b]1. At the moment though I have an acute interest in Bhutan - has anyone been?

TLR, hello.

I haven't been to Bhutan but I've had the same acute interest for the past few months. I haven't done much research or bought a book yet, but I found one site that really makes me want to plan a trip: http://www.jachungtravel.com/ A bit pricy, though.


Karen

[TLR]

Thanks Karen.
This article is what initially fired my interest in Bhutan: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/trave...117961,00.html
I'd love to go - I'm always dreaming of the perfect place. Maybe one day.........

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Osaka, Japan, teaching general business English while learning the language and working my way up a corporate ladder and planning my eventual break-away into my own business.

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
Coffee or Fruit Beer (non-alcoholic)

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
There have been so many but here's a couple:
1. A rather heafty kid winding up and punching me in the groin so that I doubled over and was sputtering unable to stand up for a while.
2. Having a good portion of the little boys in my class playing with their penis's at random.
3. Drawing random letters on the white board and accidentally spelling a rather vulgar word.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
I don't get days off. When I do I spend them researching on the internet and doing more work.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
It would be great if someone like Brad Pitt played me but knowing my luck it would probably be someone like Jason Biggs.

[vanilla]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Germany. I went to HS and university there...I miss it so. But I wouldn't want to teach English anymore...this is my last year, I'd say.

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
Don't have time.

3. Worst ESL classroom moment?

Catching one of the students behind the gym, smoking.
I chastized hime...but forgot to confiscate the cigs. DOH!

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
Watching TV and pretending to clean and do laundry.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?

Reese Witherspoon or Renee Zellweger.

[erinjk]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be? hhhmmm I'm not sure but it would have to be somewhere with COOL weather!! I hate hot and humid and most of Japan is hot and humid!

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
I usually drink water or tea at JR High.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
Cute and funny - In Japan there are trucks that go around selling food with their speakers annoucing what they are selling. I was teaching my student the phrase "I like..." and he heard the truck annoucing "gyoza". So he decided to Sing... "I like ... gggyyyyoooooozzzaaaaaa"


4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
I usually stay at home, watching movies, reading books or working on new games for my students and do laundry and clean *ugh*


5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you? I wouldn't have a clue, but it would be nice to have Sandra Bullock play me

[jenniferp]

1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be? I'd like to try Italy, but thats more for the lifestyle and food & drink I could have. I'd also have to say Australia, as I'm trying to get my work visa!


2. What's your favorite drink between classes? At my school I got addicted to the 100won coffee from the automatic machine.

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
In my 6 year olds class I had a very smart boy, who was also a bit cheeky and not afraid of English.
We had reached the short i sounds in their phonics books and I was trying to get them to identify some of the pictures when we got to "wig". Not being an everyday word for them they were stuck for an answer until this boy piped up with "supermarket hair".
I have to admit I cant think of a better description for a wig, this cracked me up for ages and it really made me appreciate thinking round a problem - he didn't know the word so he used the English he did know to explain the meaning to me.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off? I love photography so I like to take advantage of being in a different culture to photograph as much as possible. Otherwise I can spend all day on the internet or at the movies....

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you? I'm always being told I look like Miranda from Sex and the City, but I'd love someone sassy like Scarlet Johannson to play me...!