[noriko]

Quote Bilingualdiva

Riddle:Why did the man put his watch in a safe?

Riddle:What can't be used until it is broken?

Why did the man put his watch in a safe?
-- Because it was very expensive? (I think the real answer is more sophisticated.)

What can't be used until it is broken?
-- It's a seal?

[noriko]

Quote mesmark

Warning! These are a little goofy.


2. Forward I’m heavy, but backwards I’m not. What am I?

Is it an uphill?

[mesmark]

it is a 'ton'

[noriko]

Quote mesmark

it is a 'ton'

May I know why "a ton" is heavy forward but not so backward?

[mesmark]

by backwards it means read backwards.

I warned you that it was goofy.

[noriko]

Quote mesmark

by backwards it means read backwards.

I warned you that it was goofy.

Oh! Good one! I didn't think goofy that way.

This may be a classic.
What time was it when an elephant sat on a fence?

[mesmark]

time to get a new fence?

[noriko]

Quote mesmark

time to get a new fence?

Yes, exactly! How did you guess?

Well the man wouldn't be marrying anyone now if he has a widow,so he's dead! Ie: Reply to Q. about Catholic church

Riddle about marrying brother's wife's mother-in-law ...not really, unless he can marry his own mother!

Quote Unregistered

Right on Manuela... you got it..
let's see yours...
1. a table
2. a zipper
3. a kite or a car or a pony tail??? I'm really guessing here.

I do a lot of riddles with my high school kids... but the adults in the evening are the ones who really love them.... for them I save the more mature ones...

Riddle: A man is found hanging from the center of a room... there is only a door , a window and absolutley no furniture... there is a puddle of water under the man.... how did he hang himself???

need to know the answer to tht last riddle bout the man hanging himself

[mesmark]

he was standing on a block of ice

[quilter]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye deer (no idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still no eye deer.

[noriko]

Why doesn't a mountain covered with snow catch cold? It's not because mountains can't catch cold.

[jenniferp]

Quote mesmark

1. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?

A secret.



Here's one....
How many bricks does it take to complete a house made of bricks?

xx

[mesmark]

one


In Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not?

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

What is the middle of nowhere?

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

[priya]

In Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not?

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

What is the middle of nowhere?

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?
__________________
First is cause u need a camera to take a pic..
I dont exactly know the second one..but it seems like something to do with eyesight,
i think the third one is 'H'

[mesmark]

1. yes, you can't take a picture with a sign
2. the answer is darkness.
3. H!
4. an anchor

[bosco]

Which letter is not me? U
Which is the most sefl centered letter? I
What letter has the most amount of water? P

is that right?

[jenniferp]

What letter has the most amount of water? P

C ?


Who is bigger: Mr Bigger or Mr Bigger's son?

Tom's mother has three children. One is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?

What's white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

[mesmark]

Quote jenniferp

What's white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

a blackboard?