http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2731513
that link will take to to a video site that has an 80s Japanese video. It is Englicise Video. They are exercising and teaching english by chanting, but the phrases they are teaching are hillarious. If you got 5 minutes to spare check it out.
Seriously thought, those phrases stick in your head. I don't do any chanting but it seems like it would work.
Take anything you want! Take anything you want! Take anything you want! Take anything you want! Spare me my life! Spare me my life! Spare me my life! Spare me my life!