1. If you could teach ESL anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Osaka, Japan, teaching general business English while learning the language and working my way up a corporate ladder and planning my eventual break-away into my own business.

2. What's your favorite drink between classes?
Coffee or Fruit Beer (non-alcoholic)

3. Funniest/Worst ESL classroom moment?
There have been so many but here's a couple:
1. A rather heafty kid winding up and punching me in the groin so that I doubled over and was sputtering unable to stand up for a while.
2. Having a good portion of the little boys in my class playing with their penis's at random.
3. Drawing random letters on the white board and accidentally spelling a rather vulgar word.

4. How do you usually spend your day(s) off?
I don't get days off. When I do I spend them researching on the internet and doing more work.

5. If Hollywood were making a movie about you, who would play you?
It would be great if someone like Brad Pitt played me but knowing my luck it would probably be someone like Jason Biggs.